Too much of "Two"

Almost everything around can be measured or counted as two. There are two a/cs, two fans, two cars on Bangalore roads where traffic runs bumper-to-bumper. Of course, this is in LG's world. But you know what I liked the most of it all?

"Do you love mama?" (I know a stupid question!)

He replies with a wide grin, "Yes."

"How much?" (The stupidity or mama's self-indulgence continues)

And he responds, "Two."

In the past month and half, his vocabulary has literally exploded. I can find the difference in the number of words he's able to comprehend and speak coherently in sentences in Tamil and English, in particular.