Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?...

The Seniol and I couldn't think of anything better after seeing the yellow green potty smeared all over the sheet. And man, was it smelling? We could have easily sprinted across the room for an exit and made a world record if it weren't for our kid who did that. Very tactically he crawled all over the place while doing what it is most natural for any human being every morning. The only issue with that was the semi solid faeces found its way through his cotton shorts that I still wonder, how? Carrots and what not..

While The Seniol was busy doing his stuff on the laptop and I was packing his lunch in the kitchen, it took all of 5 minutes to paint the big rubber sheet yellow. Thank GOD he did on that. I couldn't have imagined living through that load of laundry ...you wouldn't think it could smell so bad on a formula-cereal diet would you. To all the F.R.I.EN.D.S fans, here's Phoebe Buffay's favorite song that made me forget the smell as I wash and clean him up every morning...

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Oh no!
It may not be a bed of roses.
You're no friend to those with noses.
I promise you, before we're done
all the world will smell as one.
[Background singers:
Smelly smelly smelly
really bad smelling smelly cat]
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.